he puts the penis in happiness.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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