I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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