Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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