butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Randomize
