I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Don't make out with my wife yet
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Randomize
