Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
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