I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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