And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
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a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
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