I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
You are a genius and a whore.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Randomize
