so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
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We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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