where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
