I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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