Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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