My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
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