Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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