she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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