ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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