I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
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All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
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I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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