More tranny stories later!
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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