Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
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I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
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Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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