I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
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She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
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Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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