David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i used baking grease as lip gloss
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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