Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
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First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
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They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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