You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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