you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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