were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Dick very happy bro
Let the clothes fall where they may.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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