Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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