So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
