This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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