VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
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so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
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Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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