I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
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I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
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Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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