Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
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she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
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she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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