I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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