Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
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Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
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Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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