Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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