mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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