Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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