Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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