How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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