okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
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