i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
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Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
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Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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