you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
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Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
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Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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