shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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