whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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