When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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