I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
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my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
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Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
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