it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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