The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
You may now shotgun with the bride
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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