I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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