Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
She needs sedatives and a leash
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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