bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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