No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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