i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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