their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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