I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
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after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
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My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Still dying that you shit outside
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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