I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
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i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
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Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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